Outdoor Safety
Outdoor Safety
Any idiot can stay indoors their whole life and be safe, but that would be really dumb and stupid, so I want to tell you about outdoor safety, which isn't stupid at all, it totally rocks! Outdoor safety is awesome because it teaches you how to protect yourself from ninja attacks and other dangerous stuff and all the babes love to be safe outdoors so they can tan in the sun and do other things like that. So if you want to protect yourself against ninjas and also get lots of hot, tan babes, you need to listen to me when I tell you about outdoor safety.
First of all, any moron knows that the sun will totally kick your ass if you don't protect yourself from it. Wear sunscreen and don't be a baby! Also, avoid being an idiot and falling into ditches. Ditches can be anywhere. Sometimes they are natural and sometimes they are set as a trap, like by some sort of ninja or something. If you fall in a ditch, you are NOT listening to what I am telling you about outdoor safety.
Next, make sure you don't get any vicious birds angry at you. If you get a bird angry at you, he might poop on your head, and you will be so distracted with the disgusting poop that you won't even see the ninja that is probably creeping up behind you at that exact moment! Outdoor safety is all about being smart and not being an idiot, so if you're stay on your toes and don't do dumb stuff then you won't get attacked by birds or ninjas.
One last thing...
Don't be a little baby and stay indoors all day..just don't be an idiot and you practice good outdoor safety and ninjas and killer robots will probably stay pretty far away!
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