http://www.outdoorsafetyusa.com/safety/ Safety is not only totally awesome, safety is way better than danger! en-us Sun, 30 Apr 2006 12:22:28 EDT Sun, 30 Apr 2006 12:22:28 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Safety I hope you guys know by now that safety is totally rad and danger totally sucks! If anyone thinks that danger is better than safety then they probably haven't ever been attacked by a group of crazy ninjas while trying to drive around in their brand new Camaro. I started this site Outdoor Safety USA so that idiots and anyone else would learn how to protect themselves in case they were attacked by ninjas also. But it doesn't even have to be ninjas - you could also get attacked by cowboys, pirates, indians, black bears, cobras, or even commandoes! That is why it is so important to know your safety, and that is why I know all the awesomestsafety tricks. Why Safety Rules Safety totally rules because it is the only thing that can protect you from danger like ninjas. Babes love safety because it makes them feel protected, and dudes love safety because it helps them protect the babes. In other words, safety is the coolest freaking thing there is, even cooler than hot rods and monster trucks and those are really cool, but you probably already know that. When someone comes up to you and asks you how you got so smart about safety, tell them you learned it from OutdoorSafetyUSA, especially if they're an idiot, because they're gonna need extra special help in keeping ninjas and other dangers away! But don't tell too many people, cuz I don't want every freaking idiot coming to this site and bothering me. And even worse, if you told a ninja, they could come to this site and then they would know what kind of tricks you know, and then they would try to use that against you when they attack you. So make sure you don't tell any ninjas! Sun, 30 Apr 2006 12:22:28 EDT http://www.outdoorsafetyusa.com/safety/camping-safety/ Camping safety is not just important, camping safety is crucial. en-us Fri, 16 Sep 2005 15:10:12 EDT Fri, 16 Sep 2005 15:10:12 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.outdoorsafetyusa.com/safety/pool-safety/ Pool safety is easy, unless you're an idiot or something. Then pool safety is totally hard! en-us Mon, 01 May 2006 07:31:48 EDT Mon, 01 May 2006 07:31:48 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.outdoorsafetyusa.com/safety/backyard-safety/ Backyard safety is something that should always be practiced. Don't be an idiot and not practice backyard safety! en-us Mon, 01 May 2006 07:33:09 EDT Mon, 01 May 2006 07:33:09 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.outdoorsafetyusa.com/safety/fire-safety/ Fire safety comes down to a couple of things. Which we'll talk about. en-us Mon, 01 May 2006 07:46:58 EDT Mon, 01 May 2006 07:46:58 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.outdoorsafetyusa.com/safety/outdoor-safety/ Outdoor safety is awesome. Indoor safety is ok, but not a cool as outdoor safety. en-us Fri, 16 Sep 2005 15:10:12 EDT Fri, 16 Sep 2005 15:10:12 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.outdoorsafetyusa.com/safety/beach-safety/ Beach safety advice from the experts in beach safety. en-us Tue, 08 Nov 2005 23:12:58 EST Tue, 08 Nov 2005 23:12:58 EST Weblog Editor 2.0