http://www.outdoorsafetyusa.com/safety/camping-safety/ Camping safety is not just important, camping safety is crucial. en-us Fri, 16 Sep 2005 15:10:12 EDT Fri, 16 Sep 2005 15:10:12 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Camping Safety Any idiot knows that it is important to have good camping safety skills before going camping. Like, don't stick your hand in the fire, and if there isn't a fire, don't start one, unless it's like a campfire or to keep warm or something. And even then, don't be stupid, or you could get burned, and then you'll be so distracted that a ninja might creep up behind you and attack you. That is actually the biggest mistake that most people make - they forget that ninjas go camping too, and that even in the woods you can get attacked. Sometimes both a ninja and a giant black bear will want to attack you at the same time, and if you don't know your camping safety, you're gonna be in pretty deep water. Actually you'll just be in the bear's mouth. Haha. Stop laughing. Just because I made an awesome joke, it doesn't mean that you should laugh, because camping safety is totally serious. If you're not serious about it then you are exactly the kind of person that gets caught by a ninja when they're not expecting it, because unless you're always prepared like me, you're probably never ready for a ninja to attack you. That's why camping safety is so awesome. And you want to be awesome right? Now back to business! Ok, so don't go camping unless you know everything about camping safety . And I know you don't know everything about camping safety because not even I know everything about it, and I know totally way more than you. If you think you know more than me, you're probably an idiot so stop being so dumb. Instead, tell your friends about my totally awesome site. That when, they won't get eaten by bears or ninjas, and not commandoes either! Fri, 16 Sep 2005 15:10:12 EDT http://www.outdoorsafetyusa.com/safety/camping-safety/camping-safety-product/ what's the best camping safety product ? how about who's the best camping safety product? en-us Tue, 30 Aug 2005 15:32:06 EDT Tue, 30 Aug 2005 15:32:06 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.outdoorsafetyusa.com/safety/camping-safety/camping-safety-products/ Camping safety products like these are crucial if you don't want to be attacked by bears or ninjas. Camping safety products are serious business! en-us Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:21:59 EDT Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:21:59 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0