http://www.outdoorsafetyusa.com/safety/backyard-safety/ Backyard safety is something that should always be practiced. Don't be an idiot and not practice backyard safety! en-us Mon, 01 May 2006 07:33:09 EDT Mon, 01 May 2006 07:33:09 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Backyard safety is really important Okay, geniuses and geniusettes, it's time to talk backyard safety. Even if you don't have a backyard of your own, you might know someone who does, or have to go to some lame barbecue in one or something, so listen to what I have to say and you probably won't get attacked by any ninjas or indians! Keep danger in and trouble out! That is the backyard safety way. The most important thing to know about backyard safety is that you have to keep yourself protected from any outsiders that might try to come in and attack you (such as ninjas, bears, indians, or hunters.) This can be done in a number of ways, including a fence(preferably barbed-wire), or a giant wall. If you're really crafty, you could even make a giant robot that warns all unwanted visitors of their imminent destruction! That would be super awesome! Backyard safety rules! Another thing that you must absolutely know about backyard safety is that you shouldn't grill there unless you're a totally expert griller! Otherwise you might start a fire, and that would make it like at least twice as easy for a ninja or hunter to come and attack you! Only cook when you are properly trained, by someone who is a total expert chef! Oh yea, one more thing I forgot to mention about backyard safety - the only way to truly know that you're safe from all intruders is to live in a fortress. The only problem is that fortresses don't even have backyards. So you're never going to be completely safe unless you live in a fortress. But still, you can be safe by being smart and avoiding being an idiot! Don't talk to weird guys who like they might secretly be a kidnapper or ninja. Also, always keep an eye out for vicious birds! Mon, 01 May 2006 07:33:09 EDT http://www.outdoorsafetyusa.com/safety/backyard-safety/trampoline-safety/ Trampoline safety is what you have to have in place. en-us Mon, 01 May 2006 07:54:55 EDT Mon, 01 May 2006 07:54:55 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.outdoorsafetyusa.com/safety/backyard-safety/tree-house/ A tree house is an awesome addition to any backyard. Just make sure your tree house is safe. en-us Thu, 15 Dec 2005 16:27:57 EST Thu, 15 Dec 2005 16:27:57 EST Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.outdoorsafetyusa.com/safety/backyard-safety/jungle-gyms/ Jungle gyms are fun and can teach children coordination, but jungle gyms are also very dangerous. Make sure there's proper cushioning underneath them. en-us Thu, 15 Dec 2005 16:09:14 EST Thu, 15 Dec 2005 16:09:14 EST Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.outdoorsafetyusa.com/safety/backyard-safety/swing-sets/ Swing sets can provide hours of fun for your kids. While you're looking at swing sets, keep these safety tips in mind. en-us Thu, 15 Dec 2005 15:49:46 EST Thu, 15 Dec 2005 15:49:46 EST Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.outdoorsafetyusa.com/safety/backyard-safety/safety-fences/ Safety fences are one of the best ways you can protect small children if you have a pool. Learn about pool safety fences here. en-us Thu, 15 Dec 2005 13:55:33 EST Thu, 15 Dec 2005 13:55:33 EST Weblog Editor 2.0