Enjoy Fun And Backyard Safety Alike
Backyard safety is really important
Okay, geniuses and geniusettes, it's time to talk backyard safety. Even if you don't have a backyard of your own, you might know someone who does, or have to go to some lame barbecue in one or something, so listen to what I have to say and you probably won't get attacked by any ninjas or indians!
Keep danger in and trouble out! That is the backyard safety way.
The most important thing to know about backyard safety is that you have to keep yourself protected from any outsiders that might try to come in and attack you (such as ninjas, bears, indians, or hunters.) This can be done in a number of ways, including a fence(preferably barbed-wire), or a giant wall. If you're really crafty, you could even make a giant robot that warns all unwanted visitors of their imminent destruction! That would be super awesome! Backyard safety rules!
Another thing that you must absolutely know about backyard safety is that you shouldn't grill there unless you're a totally expert griller! Otherwise you might start a fire, and that would make it like at least twice as easy for a ninja or hunter to come and attack you! Only cook when you are properly trained, by someone who is a total expert chef!
Oh yea, one more thing I forgot to mention about backyard safety - the only way to truly know that you're safe from all intruders is to live in a fortress. The only problem is that fortresses don't even have backyards. So you're never going to be completely safe unless you live in a fortress. But still, you can be safe by being smart and avoiding being an idiot! Don't talk to weird guys who like they might secretly be a kidnapper or ninja. Also, always keep an eye out for vicious birds!
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